Saturday, April 19, 2003

grrr~ i have a lot of teeth
my name is gregory the alligator

everyone, meet gregory. he's a lovely emerald green alligator with onyx-black eyes from bar-11. although small, he can hold his liquor better than anyone i know. he'll be living with me from now on, which is fine because he's incredibly quiet and doesn't take up much space. i'm sure we'll become really good friends. i'll just be annoyed if he comes home incredibly smashed with a caravan of equally drunken, disrespectful jerks or gets hungry and decides to eat the cat.

we'll create a list of house rules.


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